Dating Mistress, Jerusalem

One NY/Jerusalem Jewish woman's journey after she discovered her husband's blog "documenting sexual tension within his marriage." HOO BOY, THE DRAMA IS JUST BEGINNING...

My Photo
Name:MRS. JERUSALEM DATING MASTER
Location:Jerusalem, Israel

I live in Jerusalem, am American, modern orthodox and love this wonderful exciting city... or did until I saw the seedy underbelly which lies just beyond the tasteful confines of our plywood-panelled computer/rec room

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

It's over, darling.


Not that it hasn’t been fun. For others, anyhow.


The fat lady has sung.
For six minutes and 59 seconds. I’ve decided not to waste another second on you. Why should I? You called me fat. Tsk, tsk.

When you get home today, from your fulfilling job of pushing the little mail-cart at the ambulance-chasery where you pretend to practice law, prepare to see some changes.

  • I’m taking the computer, so don't bother blogging about me.
  • I’m taking the egg timer, so you’ll have to guess at the length of your subsequent sexual encounters. I have two words to get you started:
-- Miss-iss-ipp-i.
-- One-Thou-sand.
(granted, that’s three words. But why hold me to getting the details exactly right? You never did.)

  • I’m taking the fruit baskets.
  • I’m taking the subscription to Cat-Fancy, if only to see if the pages really do “get sticky on their own” over time. And Mr. Whiskers, who’s been looking pretty traumatized lately, to be honest.
(pause for shuddering)

  • Oh, and I’m taking the money. I mean, duh.


- You can keep the Amazing Rubber Papaya. Kol HaKavod.


There’s a bottle of Manischewitz and some unfilled hamentaschen in the fridge. Go at it, tiger.


Chag Sameach!

59 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO - at least he's still got two hands.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 1:56:00 PM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Parody or fact; fiction or reality, this has been a very entertaining blog for its limited time in blogsville.

It seems as if you have given us all more than 7 minutes of laughter.

Chag Samach.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 7:41:00 PM  
Blogger Datingmaster, Jerusalem said...

at least confirm you are Jackshack

Thursday, March 16, 2006 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it's Jack Shack, he's been posting at crazy hours.

Thursday, March 16, 2006 8:24:00 AM  
Blogger Datingmaster, Jerusalem said...

Ill make you a deal
send me all the passwords keep this going and I will post a photo of my wifes breasts
you cant lose in this situation so come to noarachel@yahoo.com
and spill the beans and u will see BOOBS

Sunday, March 19, 2006 6:33:00 AM  
Blogger Datingmaster, Jerusalem said...

come over and leave a final message

Sunday, March 19, 2006 8:27:00 AM  
Blogger ZaQ said...

If those really are your breasts, they are nice. I would spend more than 7 minutes just on them.

Thursday, March 23, 2006 9:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is such bullshit. quit trying to say its jacks shack when the style of writing is ALL you. i picture you a man in your 30s not married probably never married, fat hanging over your pants, wearing no belt, a pair of house slippers, balding, and alone in front of your computer in new york. i pity you and so do so many other people who come to these blogs. but since im just 18 and not addicted to th internet and sick fantasies that only you yourself believe anyways, im going to keep leaving you these comments. even though thats what you like. even when you dont realize everyone is only making fun of you and thinking what a sick mind you are, you enjoy that.

Saturday, March 25, 2006 8:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol, he probably still lives with his parents

Monday, March 27, 2006 10:55:00 AM  
Blogger Datingmaster, Jerusalem said...

just to tell you I am in total meltdown because of this site
I am now posting photos of naked women to teach you all a lesson

Thursday, March 30, 2006 5:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is teaching us what? That your an absolute idiot?

Thursday, March 30, 2006 7:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I caught your husband's blog through a Yahoo group where he went off on you and his four month allowance; the first thing I said (and happily, I'm not alone here) was "Oh, that poor woman." This, coming from a divorced FFB guy.

Obviously, the man has SERIOUS issues; the most myopic fool can spot 'em a mile away, farther away if the air is clear. Outside of serious therapy, the best you can hope for is that he doesn't get any worse - though it's quite apparent that he's quite bad enough right now to hightail it out of there, kids and all. If you do want to make a go of it, he's going to have to change his entire perspective, but with his altered view of reality, I doubt that he can face the fact that he's so screwed up.

The first thing I ask whenever a guy says his girl is frigid is - how are you treating her? are you doing it for her in bed? The answers - invariably - are poorly and hell no, respectively.

The real question is whether his structure is unsound or if he's a fixer-upper; if he's fixable, get to intensive counseling immediately, and if not, ditch him NOW. Waiting just makes it worse for everyone involved, especially the kids. I have a distinct feeling that he's beyond repair, but if you feel differently, than go for it.

S

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 4:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Jim C said...

LMAO

Best. Parody. Evah.


DM you are slime, and whoever wrote this is a genius!

Friday, April 07, 2006 2:42:00 PM  
Blogger Datingmaster, Jerusalem said...

this si no game-now I've posted your picture for everyone to see on my site so there you Mrs D fucking M

Sunday, April 09, 2006 5:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think DM and his wife are all the same person.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 10:41:00 AM  
Blogger Datingmaster, Jerusalem said...

be well and find alover coz I am done

Sunday, June 11, 2006 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watiti.com
Join me and my circle of friends at http://www.watiti.com, an online social networking community that connects people from all over the world.

Meet new people, share photos, create or attend events, post free classifieds, send free e-cards, listen music, read blogs, upload videos, be part of a club, chat rooms, forum and much more!

See you around! Bring all your friends too!

Watiti.com

Monday, February 19, 2007 2:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

young woman seeking older man

Monday, February 26, 2007 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

adventurous seeking woman

Monday, March 05, 2007 8:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NSU - 4ever, 5210 - rulez
[URL='http://bk-magazin.com']mudila[/URL]
[URL=http://bk-magazin.com]mudila[/URL]

Friday, March 16, 2007 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Single in Katamon said...

ill miss reading your dating site.. so im starting my own - http://katamonsingle.wordpress.com/

Sunday, March 22, 2009 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[u][b]Xrumer[/b][/u]

[b]Xrumer SEO Professionals

As Xrumer experts, we possess been using [url=http://www.xrumer-seo.com]Xrumer[/url] fitted a sustained time things being what they are and recollect how to harness the massive power of Xrumer and adapt it into a Bills machine.

We also provide the cheapest prices on the market. Assorted competitors see fit cost 2x or square 3x and a destiny of the opportunity 5x what we charge you. But we feel in providing prominent service at a debilitated affordable rate. The whole direct attention to of purchasing Xrumer blasts is because it is a cheaper alternative to buying Xrumer. So we aim to abide by that thought in rebuke and provide you with the cheapest rate possible.

Not only do we be suffering with the greatest prices but our turnaround occasion payment your Xrumer posting is super fast. We drive pull someone's leg your posting done ahead of you distinguish it.

We also outfit you with a full log of loaded posts on manifold forums. So that you can get the idea for yourself the power of Xrumer and how we get harnessed it to benefit your site.[/b]


[b]Search Engine Optimization

Using Xrumer you can trust to realize thousands upon thousands of backlinks for your site. Myriad of the forums that your Install you will be posted on oblige high PageRank. Having your link on these sites can truly mitigate establish up some top dignity help links and uncommonly aid your Alexa Rating and Google PageRank rating owing to the roof.

This is making your instal more and more popular. And with this developing in regard as grammatically as PageRank you can envisage to see your site really superiority high in those Search Motor Results.
Traffic

The amount of see trade that can be obtained by harnessing the power of Xrumer is enormous. You are publishing your locality to tens of thousands of forums. With our higher packages you may equivalent be publishing your position to HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of forums. Visualize 1 brief on a stylish forum disposition almost always rig out 1000 or so views, with communicate 100 of those people visiting your site. Modern imagine tens of thousands of posts on fashionable forums all getting 1000 views each. Your see trade longing associate at the end of one's tether with the roof.

These are all targeted visitors that are interested or singular far your site. Deem how innumerable sales or leads you can achieve with this considerable loads of targeted visitors. You are line for line stumbling upon a goldmine friendly to be picked and profited from.

Keep in mind, Shipping is Money.
[/b]

TRAVERSE B RECOVER YOUR CHEAPLY ERUPTION TODAY:


http://www.xrumer-seo.com

Saturday, January 30, 2010 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[B]NZBsRus.com[/B]
No More Idle Downloads Using NZB Files You Can Swiftly Find Movies, Console Games, MP3 Singles, Software & Download Them at Electric Speeds

[URL=http://www.nzbsrus.com][B]Newsgroup Search[/B][/URL]

Tuesday, February 02, 2010 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wanna Get HIGH? Running out of Supply? Then Check Out My Shit!
>>>>> http://bestlegalhighsdrugs.info <<<<
If you have questions, you can email my boy at online.mentor [at] gmail.com


[size=1] IGNORE THIS----------------------------
drug use buof alvariua [url=http://bestlegalhighsdrugs.info] legal herbal highs [/url] healthy food list shrooms effects [url=http://buybudshoplegalherbs.info] buy legal herbs[/url] Do Herbal Smokes Work your drug test [url=HTTP://BUYINGMARIJUANASALE.INFO] Order Marijuana [/url] ecstassy pulls plus size scrub catalogs [url=HTTP://BUYLEGALBUDSCOMREVIEWS.INFO] legal buds reviews [/url] famous hispanic american Salvia Stores In Maryland [url=HTTP://CANNABISHIGH-PILLSHIGH.INFO] High Quality Marihuana[/url] salba grain bufo algarius [url=HTTP://HOWTOBUYWEED-BUYINGWEED.INFO] buying marijuana[/url] peang meth how long does vicodin stay in your system [url=http://legalbud.drugreviews.info] legal bud [/url]

Marijuana Meth Minute [url=http://legalweed.lamodalatina.com] legal weeds [/url] buffo alavrius How To Prune Salvia May Night [url=http://buysalvia.lamodalatina.com] buy salvia divinorum[/url] what do you see and feel when you smoke salvia cpcaine

salvai divinoorum meth addict pictures [url=http://legalweed.lamodalatina.com] legal weeds [/url] ecstaay lills leggal uds [url=http://buysalviacheap.com] order salvia[/url] saliva ddivinorum salbia divvinorum
[url=http://guaranteedheightincrease.info/]height improvement[/url] - http://guaranteedheightincrease.info/
height enhancement - http://guaranteedheightincrease.info
[url=http://provenpenisenlargement.info/]proven penis enlargement[/url] - http://provenpenisenlargement.info/
proven penis growth - http://provenpenisenlargement.info/
[url=http://provenskincareadvice.info/]skin care advice[/url] - http://provenskincareadvice.info/
skin care advice - http://provenskincareadvice.info/
[url=http://getrichgambling.info/]get rich gambling[/url] - http://getrichgambling.info/
get money gambling - http://getrichgambling.info/
[url=http://herpesoutbreak-gentalwarts.info/]herpes outbreak[/url] - http://herpesoutbreak-gentalwarts.info/
herpes outbreaks - http://herpesoutbreak-gentalwarts.info/
[url=http://STOP-PREMATURE-EJACULATION-SOLUTIONS.INFO]stop premature ejaculation[/url] - http://STOP-PREMATURE-EJACULATION-SOLUTIONS.INFO
cure premature ejaculation - http://STOP-PREMATURE-EJACULATION-SOLUTIONS.INFO
[url=http://3GMOBILEPHONESFORSALE.INFO]mobile phones for sale[/url] - http://3GMOBILEPHONESFORSALE.INFO
3g mobile phone on sale - http://3GMOBILEPHONESFORSALE.INFO
[url=http://internationaloddities.reviewsdiscountsonline.com] international oddities[/url]
internationaloddities scams
[url=http://drobuds.reviewsdiscountsonline.com]dro bud review [/url]
dro bud reviews
[url=http://bestacnetreatmentreviews.info] best acne treatment reviews[/url] http://bestacnetreatmentreviews.info
acne treatment review http://bestacnetreatmentreviews.info
[url=HTTP://LEARN-HYPNOSIS-ONLINE.INFO]learn hypnotism online[/url]
learn hypnosis online

Monday, February 08, 2010 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rescuing Our Crestfallen Prices at www.Pharmashack.com, The Unrivalled [b][url=http://www.pharmashack.com]Online Chemist's mechanism reveal [/url][/b] To [url=http://www.pharmashack.com]Buy Viagra[/url] Online ! You Can also Espy Copious Deals When You [url=http://www.pharmashack.com/en/item/cialis.html]Buy Cialis[/url] and When You You [url=http://www.pharmashack.com/en/item/levitra.html]Buy Levitra[/url] Online. We Also Guests a Suggestive Generic [url=http://www.pharmashack.com/en/item/phentermine.html]Phentermine[/url] As a periphery benefits to Your Regimen ! We Report away Pre-eminence betray [url=http://www.pharmashack.com/en/item/viagra.html]Viagra[/url] and Also [url=http://www.pharmashack.com/en/item/generic_viagra.html]Generic Viagra[/url] !

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 3:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Infatuation casinos? query this open [url=http://www.realcazinoz.com]casino[/url] managing director and horseplay online casino games like slots, blackjack, roulette, baccarat and more at www.realcazinoz.com .
you can also discontinuation our untrained [url=http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com]casino[/url] turn away from at http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com and best of to non-partisan oppressive notes !
another in [url=http://www.ttittancasino.com]casino spiele[/url] grade is www.ttittancasino.com , in the get ahead of german gamblers, castigate freed online casino bonus.

Friday, February 12, 2010 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looking an eye to ed drugs? [url=http://www.cahv.org]buy viagra online [/url]and enjoy set free shipping at http://www.cahv.org . another good place to [url=http://www.kiosknews.org]buy viagra online[/url] is www.kiosknews.org .

Friday, February 19, 2010 1:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://www.adidasforum.com/adidas-grun-pack-kicksonfire-com/]Adidas Forum[/url]
Now here is a shoe-in for the list of the year's best gaming-related clothing : Adidas has brought back its ZX 5 hundred running shoe, and, since it originally is from the '80s, the gaming electrified design and coloring is a simple choice ... Right? The kicks may not be the coolest part of the deal, either ; they come packed with a combination bracelet/USB flashdrive containing ZX Runner, a PC game based on ... The shoe itself.

GameCulture writes the game stars a character named'DJ Zed' who, according to Adidas, has five minutes to'run, moon-walk, climb walls, avoid some dodgy-looking thugs, collect power-ups, and pull off loony rooftop-to-rooftop stunts' to get on-stage before his set starts. It appears to be suitably retro -- see for yourself in the video we've included after the breakdance.

More info
Adidas Forum

Sunday, February 21, 2010 2:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just discovered [url=http://bit.ly/bMGrYw]SatelliteTV[/url] on my PC! Ultra cheap at only $50 once off to get the software and an account on the Internet. I get more channels(in HD I might ad) than I get on cable so tomorrow I reckon I'm going to cancel my cable subscription. Thought I'd share this with you guys, worth to check out.

Friday, March 05, 2010 3:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am able to make link exchange with HIGH pr pages on related keywords like [url=http://www.usainstantpayday.com]bad credit loans[/url] and other financial keywords.
My web page is www.usainstantpayday.com

If your page is important contact me.
please only good pages, wih PR>2 and related to financial keywords
Thanks
irrarbody

Tuesday, March 09, 2010 4:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could easily be making money online in the underground world of [URL=http://www.www.blackhatmoneymaker.com]blackhat system[/URL], It's not a big surprise if you haven’t heard of it before. Blackhat marketing uses alternative or misunderstood avenues to produce an income online.

Thursday, March 18, 2010 7:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

megan fox vagina, [url=http://discuss.tigweb.org/thread/187756]megan fox hot photos[/url] megan fox billboard
kim kardashian full length sex tape, [url=http://discuss.tigweb.org/thread/187768]full kim kardashian tape[/url] kim kardashian sex
superstar lyrics taylor swift, [url=http://discuss.tigweb.org/thread/187772]taylor swift video[/url] taylor swift . com
hannah montana music videos, [url=http://discuss.tigweb.org/thread/187786]hannah montana auditions[/url] hannah montana graphics
phenix + harry potter, [url=http://discuss.tigweb.org/thread/187792]harry potter florida[/url] harry potter and the goblet of fire
cruises to rio de janero, [url=http://discuss.tigweb.org/thread/187798]funny cruise to somalia[/url] passport on carnival cruises to caribbean
justin bieber ringtones, [url=http://discuss.tigweb.org/thread/187812]justin bieber favorite girl-single[/url] justin bieber gossip
britney spears shower, [url=http://discuss.tigweb.org/thread/187814]britney spears circus album[/url] britney spears crotch shots
free megan fox bikini photos, [url=http://discuss.tigweb.org/thread/175542]megan fox superman shirt[/url] megan fox candid

Friday, March 19, 2010 3:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's so easy to choose high quality [url=http://www.euroreplicawatches.com/]replica watches[/url] online: [url=http://www.euroreplicawatches.com/mens-swiss-watches-rolex/]Rolex replica[/url], [url=http://www.euroreplicawatches.com/mens-swiss-watches-breitling/]Breitling replica[/url], Chanel replica or any other watch from the widest variety of models and brands.

Sunday, March 21, 2010 4:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are not getting that fun in your life or you just want to have a few fun sessions, then a New York girl into escort service can really give you what you really deserve.
They are the proud owners of the best physical features and they know what their clients want from them during a session.
Payment for your girl can be done online instantly. So, you should not have any sort of issue regarding anything.
You can easily book the Bijou and she will always arrive at the right time at a designated place. Even a very short notice can do the job for you. Complete satisfaction is guaranteed, both in mental and physical terms. If you want to hang out with a simple and adorable girl, you will get it. On the other hand, if you want to go out with a girl this is also perfectly possible. You don't have to worry about privacy matters because there are no doubts about the professional integrity of New York independent escort. Before introducing them to the clients, all the credentials of Bijou are properly checked.
[url=http://bijouescorts.com]Escort NYC[/url] The growing popularity of a New York escort agency has been the outcome of a number of factors. First, a New York based escort agency believes in offering only the most exciting range of escort fun. Secondly, the rates that such an escort agency charges always comes under one's budget. Thirdly, instant access of girls in and around New York has been another major contributing factor in its success.

In order to avail a New York based escort girl's service you need not cut any big hole in your pocket. Just at a few pounds, you can bring the most exotic escort girl right to your living room without any hassles.
http://bijouescorts.com These New York escorts are infact, a huge fascination for the men clientele. However, there are also an assortment of pleasant bisexuals who are compatible for women seeking physical comfort and satisfaction. The agencies providing escort ladies have girls in their gallery from all races of life. New York escorts have been recognized popularly for their astonishing ability to indulge intensely with their clients and take them to the realm of Pleasure.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bonjour

I just wanted to say hi to everyone

See you

[URL=http://www.vpnclient.us][IMG]http://openvpn.net/archive/openvpn-users/2005-05/pngd55nFojmJX.png[/IMG][/URL]

Saturday, April 03, 2010 9:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think the best way to get the cheapest plane tickets is by calling the airline? Or, do you scan through hundreds of websites provided by search engines to find low airfare tickets? Maybe you hope to find cheap airfare in the local newspaper's travel section.
Finding cheap airline tickets can be one of the most frustrating experiences that most of us learn very quickly. Of course, most people eventually give up after spending hours scanning websites that offer virtually the same flight schedules and pricing. People purchase what they believe is the cheapest plane ticket, only to find their neighbor paid just a third of what they did!

Unless you understand the concept of of how airlines set prices, all the searching in the world won't provide the cheapest airline ticket prices. The following information will give you a guide to follow, as you wander through the maze searching for cheap airfare.

Understand how prices are set by airlines! Air ticket pricing is complex and unpredictable, and driven by competition, demand, and inventory. Airlines call this "yield management."

Competition is the beast behind the cheapest plane tickets. All major airlines utilize central reservation systems (owned by various airlines) to fill available seats. The systems are known as Apollo, Sabre, WorldSpan and Galileo. Prices are based on demand, and if some flights are selling well, the price will increase. If the flight is unpopular and has very little demand, the fare is lowered in hope of attracting consumers. In short, fares and inventory change every minute of every day!

Finding the cheapest plane tickets is difficult because travel agents and Internet websites use the central reservation systems that are updated periodically throughout the day. The reason why different searches come up with different results is because the systems are not updated at the same times. And, each system may use different algorithms when searching for low airfare tickets, which can provide a variety of ticket prices .

[url=http://cheapairtickets.qarri.com/]Useful tips for air tickets[/url]

Sunday, April 11, 2010 2:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://astore.amazon.com/colemanroadtripgrill08-20] coleman roadtrip grill
http://astore.amazon.com/colemanroadtripgrill08-20

Tuesday, April 13, 2010 1:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 1959 phentermine first received approval from the FDA as an appetite suppressing drug. Phentermine hydrochloride then became available in the early 1970s. It was previously sold as Fastin from King Pharmaceuticals for SmithKline Beecham, however in 1998 it was removed from the market. Medeva Pharmaceuticals sells the name brand of phentermine called Ionamin and Gate Pharmaceuticals sells it as Adipex-P. Phentermine is also currently sold as a generic. Since the drug was approved in 1959 there have been almost no clinical studies performed. The most recent study was in 1990 which combined phentermine with fenfluramine or dexfenfluramine and became known as Fen-Phen.[citation needed]
In 1997 after 24 cases of heart valve disease in Fen-Phen users, fenfluramine and dexfenfluramine were voluntarily taken off the market at the request of the FDA. Studies later proved that nearly 30% of people taking fenfluramine or dexfenfluramine had abnormal valve findings. The FDA did not ask manufacturers to remove phentermine from the market.
[url=http://www.buyphentermine1.com]buy phentermine[/url] Phentermine is still available by itself in most countries, including the U.S. However, because it is similar to amphetamines, it is classified as a controlled substance in many countries (including Australia). Internationally, phentermine is a schedule IV drug under the Convention on Psychotropic Substances.[1] In the United States, it is classified as a Schedule IV controlled substance under the Controlled Substances Act.
Looking forward, Phentermine is being studied with another medication for obesity. The experimental appetite suppressant drug Qnexa is a mixture of Phentermine and Topiramate.
Phentermine, in doses clinically used, works on the hypothalamus portion of the brain to release norepinephrine, a neurotransmitter or chemical messenger that signals a fight-or-flight response, reducing hunger. Phentermine works outside the brain as well to release epinephrine or adrenaline causing fat cells to break down stored fat, but the principal basis of efficacy is hunger-reduction. At high doses, phentermine releases serotonin and dopamine as well, but such doses are never used in clinical medicine.
[url=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=www.buyphentermine1.com&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=]google for www.buyphentermine1.com[/url]

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 8:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

check out the new free [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com]online casino games[/url] at the all new www.casinolasvegass.com, the most trusted [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com]online casinos[/url] on the web! enjoy our [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com/download.html]free casino software download[/url] and win money.
you can also check other [url=http://sites.google.com/site/onlinecasinogames2010/]online casinos[/url] and [url=http://www.bayareacorkboard.com/]poker room[/url] at this [url=http://www.buy-cheap-computers.info/]casino[/url] sites with 100's of [url=http://www.place-a-bet.net/]free casino games[/url]. for new gamblers you can visit this [url=http://www.2010-world-cup.info]online casino[/url].

Saturday, April 17, 2010 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Transparency of accounting systems is another good indicator of honest online casinos. When testimonials are published make sure that it is from more than a set of initials, and make sure they have a state or country. Free casino chips may be 'virtual' in concept, but they are used by real people!


3. He analyzed the casino bonuses one by one and maximized his starting position. Almost all of the casinos offer an initial deposit bonus. Some even offer a second and third deposit bonus. On all of these promotions there are limits as to how much they allow as a bonus. In this case study the client played on all three deposit bonuses. First Deposit: 100% up to $150. Needless to say his first casino deposit was $150 (via Neteller) Second Deposit: 50% up to $150. His second deposit was $300 (via Neteller) giving him a bonus of $150. Again, he maximized his bonus allotment. Third Deposit: 75% up to $75. He deposited $100 (via Neteller) for a $75 bonus. In addition to the deposit bounses there was a Neteller deposit bouns. Neteller Deposit Bonus: Neteller bonus is a fixed 10% on all Neteller deposits. His total deposit was $550. So his bonus was $55.
[url=http://www.onlinecasinos5.com]online casino bonuses[/url]
[img]http://www.bodog.com/publish/etc/medialib/bodogcom_media_lib/home-page-logo.Par.68918.Image.gif[/img]
Another feature of casino slots online is the loyalty factor. Some virtual gaming sites offer bonus credits to you every time you make a deposit to your account. If you're going to play on a regular basis, it pays to sign up with a site the pays a dividend back to you. There's a myriad of online casinos available for you to choose. Take the time to investigate what's available. Take the time to learn the games you want to play. Utilize all a casino site has to offer you to help you play better. Plan your playing, plan your budget, and let the online games begin.
Online Casinos, believe it or not could be the best solution for some. I know that some of us, including me, like to go to Vegas or other places to play in their casinos, but this is not possible all the time. For all of us who do not have time, online casino gambling is the best solution.


First, never choose a casino on the sole basis of his ranking in the search engine results. They are not necessarily good rankings on how a casino. You must go through several online casino sites to compare the benefits in detail and then make a decision. For example, should offer a bonus and, if so, how much. Are there any special promotions available?



One method to check the reliability of online casinos is to check the software vendor from whom they have leased their games. Currently, the casino software developers in the market who are reputed to produce ethical and quality casino software are Microgaming, Realtime Gaming, Playtech and CryptoLogic Inc.

Sunday, April 18, 2010 7:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember that online casinos can afford to do this because they simply do not have the overhead that their brick and mortar land-based counterparts have. Equally, there is no excuse for an online casino NOT to be honest for exactly the same reason. They can offer free casino chips AND be an honest online casino in circumstances where their physical equivalents would find the financial burden impossible.


But the best indicator of an honest online casino is by personal recommendation. This also includes affiliation of such casinos into trusted casino websites and portals. If an offer of free casino chips is made by an online casino on such a site then it can probably be trusted.
Do you want to know how to take the maximum advantage of the bonuses and promotions that the different online casinos offer? onlinecasinos5.com spills the secrets of exactly how you can do it! A case study released by onlinecasinos5.com showed the following scenario that utilizes the optimal strategy to leverage your casino deposit to your advantage. This technique will work on ALL online casinos not just onlinecasinos5.com. This is what happened with an "ideal" client in this case study:
[url=http://www.onlinecasinos5.com]online casino bonus[/url]
[img]http://www.bodog.com/publish/etc/medialib/bodogcom_media_lib/home-page-logo.Par.68918.Image.gif[/img] What should you do to make your online casino experience an enjoyable one? After all, you're after entertainment value and a chance to earn some dollars. There are certain things you can control when it comes to casino slots and virtual card games. Here are a few suggestions:


First, never choose a casino on the sole basis of his ranking in the search engine results. They are not necessarily good rankings on how a casino. You must go through several online casino sites to compare the benefits in detail and then make a decision. For example, should offer a bonus and, if so, how much. Are there any special promotions available?



Well, the advantages of playing in an online casino are tremendous they give you the thrills and chills at your own time and pace! So, go on right ahead and bet on online casinos your chips will be up all the time! Good luck!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010 9:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey,

I am a really big fan of escort services

I recently found this escort agency http://nj-escort.com [url=http://nj-escort.com]NJ Escort[/url]

If anyone can tell me other escort agency sites, I would appreciate it.

Guys please help me with another site like

Wednesday, April 21, 2010 6:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you guys exigency to let someone have [url=http://www.generic4you.com]viagra[/url] online you can do it at www.generic4you.com, the most trusted viagra dispensary seeking generic drugs.
you can descry drugs like [url=http://www.generic4you.com/Sildenafil_Citrate_Viagra-p2.html]viagra[/url], [url=http://www.generic4you.com/Tadalafil-p1.html]cialis[/url], [url=http://www.generic4you.com/VardenafilLevitra-p3.html]levitra[/url] and more at www.rxpillsmd.net, the pre-eminent [url=http://www.rxpillsmd.net]viagra[/url] genesis on the web. well another great [url=http://www.i-buy-viagra.com]viagra[/url] pharmacy you can find at www.i-buy-viagra.com

Wednesday, April 21, 2010 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://bewutore.t35.com/news_62.html]poker gambling online poker[/url] [url=http://bewutore.t35.com/news_481.html]online gambling site reviews[/url] [url=http://bewutore.t35.com/news_31.html]wto online gambling[/url] [url=http://bewutore.t35.com/news_279.html]free online casino gamea[/url] [url=http://bewutore.t35.com/news_183.html]online continuing education compulsive gambling[/url]

Tuesday, May 04, 2010 9:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frame the animal with two backs casinos? scrutinization this advanced [url=http://www.realcazinoz.com]online casinos[/url] advisor and wing it denigrate online casino games like slots, blackjack, roulette, baccarat and more at www.realcazinoz.com .
you can also scrutinize our up to the minute [url=http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com]casino[/url] hint at http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com and succeed in realized genially distant !
another lone [url=http://www.ttittancasino.com]casino spiele[/url] plot is www.ttittancasino.com , because german gamblers, rise past unrestrained online casino bonus.

Sunday, May 09, 2010 8:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Predilection casinos? research this late-model [url=http://www.realcazinoz.com]online casino[/url] guide and tergiversate online casino games like slots, blackjack, roulette, baccarat and more at www.realcazinoz.com .
you can also go over our up to the minute [url=http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com]casino[/url] orientate at http://freecasinogames2010.webs.com and conquer true to life spondulix !
another modern [url=http://www.ttittancasino.com]casino spiele[/url] regard is www.ttittancasino.com , because german gamblers, rise by manumitted online casino bonus.

Monday, May 17, 2010 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi people,

What online mags do you read and would recommend?

For all you punk folks out there I recommend The Enough Fanzine. It is one of the first hardcore zines on the web.

They have throusands of reviews from the most popular bands all over the world. Check them out online: [url=http://www.enoughfanzine.com]Enough Fanzine[/url]. Best of it all, they are 100% non-profit and just helping the scene!

Looking forward to your recommendations.

Regards!

Friday, May 21, 2010 5:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Wednesday was not Real’s night; the team lost the first leg at France and had to make 2 goals in order to advance. And at home, there seemed to be real possibility. [url=http://www.pulsebet.com]real madrid official website[/url] Close to the end of the first half, Real Madrid seemed to lack ideas and, though they tried to score, the Whites were unable to disturb the local team.
bet football
"We played well; things are going well for me and for Real Madrid. Barcelona are doing well at the moment and not dropping points but we just have to continue winning our games," stated Kaká. [url=http://www.pulsebet.com]cristiano ronaldo[/url] For Racing Santander, only Oscar Serrano was able to convert during solo action, passing Rafa Marquez and kicking a thunderous left-footed drive in off post.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010 5:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

new guys! coincide the latest saving [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com]casino[/url] games like roulette and slots !validation way out the all swanky unburden [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com]online casino[/url] games at the all redone www.casinolasvegass.com, the most trusted [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com]online casinos[/url] on the entanglement! profit from our [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com/download.html]free casino software download[/url] and succeed in money.
you can also charges other [url=http://sites.google.com/site/onlinecasinogames2010/]online casinos bonus[/url] . check out this new [url=http://www.place-a-bet.net/]online casino[/url].

Monday, July 05, 2010 3:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, Good morning.
I like www.blogger.com because I learned a lot here. Now it's time for me to pay back.
The reason I post this guide on this of www.blogger.com is to help people solve the same problem.
Please contact me if it is off topic here.
Here is the guide, hope it would help you.

Witness the evolution of the revolution. First it played songs. Then photos. Then podcasts. Now iPod plays video, changing the way you experience your music and more. Again. In lighter, thinner 30GB and 60GB models starting at 9, the new iPod is music to your eyes.
Better Yet
Time for the world's best music player to take the stage for another encore. In 30GB and 60GB models that hold up to 15,000 songs, full-color album art and up to 25,000 photos, the new iPod makes the most of your music and more. Yeah, you've heard that tune before. Only now, you can watch it, too. With support for up to 150 hours of video and a 2.5-inch color display, the new iPod lets you take music videos and TV shows on the road.
More and Less
The new iPod boasts up to 20 hours of battery life, five hours more than before. Plus, you get a bigger display and one more iPod color - sleek black. But here's the kicker: At under half an inch thin, the new 30GB iPod takes up about 45 percent less room than the original iPod. Even the new 60GB model is 10 percent thinner than the fourth-generation 20GB iPod. More features in less space Sounds like iPod.
Hold Everything
Now you can put all your music in your pocket and still have room for, well, practically everything else. Catch up on your reading with audiobooks. Browse your memories with photo slideshows, complete with music. Watch video podcasts, music videos and your favorite TV shows. Consult your calendar or look up an email address. Even check the time in another city or time your fastest lap. The new iPod keeps it all close at hand.
Spin Some Tunes
The Apple Click Wheel gives you access to your entire music, photo and video library ? from one thumb. Control volume and browse using the touch-sensitive surface. Play. Pause. Rewind and fast-forward. Rate your favorites. Create playlists on the go. Launch photo slideshows. The Click Wheel puts everything at your fingertips, so you can keep your eyes and ears on the music.
Sync, Look and Listen
Playing your iPod is only half the fun. Try filling it with downloads from the iTunes Music Store. Choose from over 2 million songs, 25,000 podcasts, 2,000 music videos or your favorite ABC and Disney television shows, download them to your Mac or PC and sync them to your iPod. Add an optional audio cable to play music from the iPod to your home stereo or use an optional S-video cable with iPod to play VJ on your TV. You can perform the same big-screen feat with iPod photo slideshows. Oh, and you can do it all from across the room using the optional Universal Dock and handy new Apple remote.


Resource:
[url=http://www.topvideoconverter.com/midi-converter/]convert midi[/url]
[url=http://www.topvideoconverter.com/ppt-to-dvd-video/]ppt to dvd converter[/url]
[url=http://www.topvideoconverter.com/xbox-video-converter/]xbox converter[/url]
[url=http://www.iphoneringtonemakers.net]iPhone ringtone maker[/url]
[url=http://www.totalsofts.com/video_converter.php]video converter download[/url]

Tuesday, July 20, 2010 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to Buy ghd Hair Straighteners at [url=http://www.ghdstraighteners--nz.com/]ghd Hair Straighteners[/url] New Zealand www.ghdstraighteners--nz.com Online Outlet With 30%-60% Discount Sale Price!

Friday, November 23, 2012 5:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ditty heyday, a construction group turned up to start objective a structure on the flawed in lot.

The 770752 [url=http://daclac.000space.com/isu.html]698295[/url] 431393 5xf2t8lp [url=http://masuher.blogdetik.com/2012/11/29/end-of-the-world-in-the-russian-city-began-deficit-on-goods-saving-equipment/]8gm5o2sy[/url] sprouts kinsfolk's 5-year-old daughter follow-up took an attracted through in all the

eagerness familiar on next door and forth much of each heyday observing the workers.

Thursday, November 29, 2012 3:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


[url=http://shenenmaoyiss.blog.fc2blog.net/blog-entry-1.html][b]sac longchamp[/b][/url]
[url=http://www.squidoo.com/shenenmaoyi][b]sac longchamp[/b][/url]
[url=http://www.flixya.com/blog/5114836/Localisation-Le-sac-main-parfait-Unique][b]sac longchamp[/b][/url]
[url=http://shenenmaoyii.snappages.com/blog.htm][b]sac longchamp[/b][/url]
[url=http://www.homebasedbusinessprogram.com/profiles/blogs/sacs-de-cr-ateurs-pour-b-b-s][b]sac longchamp[/b][/url]

Friday, January 04, 2013 5:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


[url=http://www.clutterfreecoding.com/member/130977/][b]Cheap NHL Jerseys[/b][/url]
[url=http://wingtofollow.com/blogs/entry/Secure-This-Covers-Nearly-Everything-Around-Cheap-NHL-Jerseys][b]Cheap NHL Jerseys[/b][/url]
[url=http://quercus.mortonarb.org/wiki/index.php?title=Quite-A-Few-Concepts-To-Effortlessly-Simplify-michael-kors-outlet][b]michael kors outlet[/b][/url]
[url=http://myjeeves.ask.com/mysearch/BookmarkIt?v=1.2&t=webpages&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftedxacequiamadre.com%2Factivity%2Fp%2F85038%2F&title=Techniques%20And%20Strategies%20To%20michael%20kors%20outlet%20That%20Only%20A%20Few%20Are%20Familiar%20With][b]michael kors outlet[/b][/url]
[url=http://www.socialinfo.co.in/story.php?title=the-simple-uncomplicated-truth-for-jerseys][b]Cheap NHL Jerseys[/b][/url]

Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anemia and other vitamin deficiencies can cause both men and women to lose hair, as can low-calorie
or low-protein diets. This is where doctors take healthy hair from your head
and transplant it in the areas in which you're balding. Some good sources of foods rich in protein include eggs, seafood, bean sprouts, almonds, and fish.

Also visit my website :: natural hair growth

Tuesday, February 19, 2013 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you [url=http://www.onlinecasinos.gd]casino online[/url] point missing that you can do Guarded means Hinterlands demesne without put from your mobile? We seize a inimitability transportable casino at legend's disposal an supervision to iPhone, iPad, Android, Blackberry, Windows 7 and Smartphone users. Subject oneself to non-spiritual goods of your gaming with you and be a champ [url=http://www.adultsrus.us]adults[/url] wherever you go.

Sunday, February 24, 2013 1:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you are having a hard time finding some free psn codes
then you need to go to [url=http://psngenerator.info]Psn Generator[/url]

Friday, April 12, 2013 3:25:00 AM  
Anonymous No Deposit Bonus Poker said...

This sites makes me feel great, topic is interesting, visitors inteligent and layout beautifull. Keep good posting every day dear admin.
--------------------------
Bonus gratuit sans dépôt
Start stud poker gratis
Aprender a jugar al holdem
A menudo se oye teorías que el póquer en línea no va a renunciar a las emociones que acompanan el juego real. Apuesto a que dicen que la gente que nunca había jugado en un torneo de altas apuestas en línea - las emociones son imposibles de falsificar, y el aumento de la frecuencia cardíaca y de darle la mano a cada uno all-in son muy reales. Una ventaja adicional de una Situaciones seco es la capacidad de descargar su energía, gritar o maldecir en voz alta, sin renunciar a la posibilidad de su retiro de la mesa y expulsado del casino. Otra queja que se oye con frecuencia son los juegos de poda a través de Internet con los aspectos psicológicos de poker. Y tampoco hay nada más lejos de la verdad. Sabemos que no podemos ver a nuestros rivales y no saber si jugamos contra un hombre con una camisa manchada estirada o en contra de elegante businessmanowi Eso suena durante la pausa del almuerzo en un traje y corbata.
Pokernetonline Titan
Titan poker bonus ohne einzahlung
?No ve el brillo de sus ojos, u otras senales no verbales que podrían acomodar traicionar sus licks y acantilados. Sin embargo, usted debe tener en cuenta el aspecto de los jugadores de Internet con más frecuencia se refieren victoria en torneos en vivo. Puesto que era imposible para la práctica psicológica donde los resultados secas? La respuesta es simple. Aquí sólo se dice (senales) que da al oponente una cantidad de fichas puestas en la olla, y es el momento de reflexionar. Somos capaces de descubrir o al menos predecir cómo diferentes las plantas Indique la mano. Ahora, los jugadores están armados con este conocimiento y observaciones, sentarse a la mesa, delante de los jugadores reales y sus observaciones provienen de los gestos del lenguaje corporal. De pronto, son de primera, ya que pueden recoger más senales de que el jugador medio, que sólo jugó en vivo.
Jugar poker texas hold'em
Internet poker holdem learn free
Titan poker bonus senza deposito

Wednesday, November 27, 2013 4:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Texas holdem poker said...

Looks like this articles is not only one on this website. I spending more time if you will be posting soon.
-----------------------------------
Le regole ufficiali del poker regole del texas holdem
Les regles du poker fixed limit pot limit limite de pot no limit
Un estereotipo común es poner poker a la par con los juegos de azar, seque como, por ejemplo, la ruleta. ?Y cuáles son los beneficios de los juegos secos, que siempre tiene la mayor felicidad? El razonamiento del todo correcto, excepto por el hecho de que el poker no es un juego de azar, pero estratégica, además muy instructivo. Cualquiera que conozca hasta lo más básico de este juego y aprender a utilizarlas, tiene el potencial de resolver más problemas que plantea la vida. Es un juego intelectual que ayuda a poner en marcha nuestras células grises y cálculos de entrenamiento de poker que utilizan el monitor para una rápida y eficiente, contando también en la vida cotidiana.
Reglas del Texas Holdem Poker
Texas Hold em Regeln Lernen
Jugar al póquer en línea es también una oportunidad para los nuevos jugadores. Una persona que está empezando a jugar al poker, es difícil de conseguir bajo el cuidado de los jugadores experimentados. Opciones de juego que ofrecen las salas de póquer en línea permiten el control de sus obras, y la oportunidad de discutir sobre ellas en diversos foros. Además, una gran cantidad de torneos en línea es su boleto para grandes eventos de forma gratuita, mientras que en otros casos, tendríamos que pagar un montón de dinero para la cuota de inscripción. Concursos regulares y sistemas rentables en la sala VIP, un montón de ayuda para ganar y llegar a ser mucho más rentable que el juego estándar en los casinos.
Texas holdem bonos gratis
ohne einzahlung geld fur texas holdem
Jugar con las plataformas de póquer pagina

Wednesday, November 27, 2013 4:47:00 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home